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I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, JUST HAD AN AMAZING 3-DAY MEETING WITH NO NAPS. (DIDN'T EVEN BLINK!) I ONLY NEED FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP. PER YEAR. I WAS WOKE BEFORE THERE WAS WOKE! UNLIKE THE KING OF SNOOZOPIA. NOBODY KNOWS IF HE'S NAPPING OR IN A COMA. WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I.

If Trump wants to stop drug traffickers, why did he just pardon the guy convicted in one of the biggest narco cases in U.S. history?

It's because of the treason.

BREAKING: MAGA is furious because Jessica Tarlov said what everyone else tiptoes around: Trump pardoned a man behind 400 tons of cocaine while pretending to wage a “drug war.” Facts hit hard.

Trump falls asleep again during a meeting on live television. If Joe Biden had done this, the media would’ve turned it into a week-long crisis. But with this clown, they shrug because he gives them the clicks that fatten their wallets. Total failures.

For those asking, we no longer take the Trump Administration’s words at face value — we’ll see what they actually do in reality. Cutting programs that feed American children is morally repugnant.

Dear Costco THANK YOU Costco.

Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.

Great job, Donald J. Trump.

Woke never stood a chance.

So we’re no longer doing the customary 50 day wait? 🤔

Donald Trump is the only innocent man who doesn’t want you to see the evidence of his innocence.

Kristi Noem lying again saying Tim Walz committed fraud in Minnesota because 50%of Visas were fraudulent! Visas aren’t issued by the State they’re issued by the Federal Government! This Administration has no clue WTF they’re doing!

Expect to see this clip in approximately 1 million ads over the next the next 11 months

Yesterday ❤️

Why did President Trump pardon someone his own Justice Department indicted five months ago?

And MAGA is boycotting Costco now because Costco is… *checks notes* … trying to keep prices low for them.

You’re a disgusting bigot, and ironically, a migrant to the US who should be deported yourself for fuelling racial hatred. It’s shameful that the Republican Party is letting you represent it in the 31st Congressional District in Tx. I hope Donald J. Trump stops you.

So you gonna drop your lawsuit against us right, Pam?