Was gonna cut my hair but my gf likes my longer hair so we compromised and I’m gonna keep my long hair

dream jobs: •forest witch •rich vampire’s wife •haunted bookstore owner

My friend is a drag queen and she’s opening for KATYA Katya in April in Pittsburgh and it’s finally public knowledge so I can scream it from the rooftops how proud I am of her!!!!!!!! Kaydence McQueen 👑💖

Let’s gooooo Chicago 🐻⬇️

gay people be like yeah green is my favourite colour

The dumbest guy you knew in High School became a police officer and the dumbest guy he knew became an ICE agent.

Melissa Gorga is the Jesus Jugs of the east coast Housewives

Idk what “The Valley: Persian Style” is. That’s Shahs of Sunset

My gf is a literal angel sent from above. I love her

"Sorry I can't, I'm busy" Me being busy:

women friendships are the reward for surviving this evil world

Sitting at the oncologist’s office this morning, a good 20 years younger than everyone else in the waiting room: 😀👍

LOOK WHAT I HAVE vill

“Girl, fuck you” is gender-neutral.

Abolish ICE !!!!!

Your honor the moon was full

god i LOOOOVEEEEE when she gives 1900’s german megacunt with her looks, like thats MY MUTTER