“Excuse me. The parking spot behind the dumpster is reserved for the talent.”

Me: it’s medicinal Cop: first of all, that’s a belt fed heavy machine gun

Tim Urban

This feels like the OJ verdict except we’re all the Brown family.

Today is a big day, for a lot of Americans it determines if they'll still have a personality or not.

Can’t believe Iowa just went for Kanye West.

Imagine doing this with the Super Bowl. “The refs are tallying the scores, we’ll let you know tomorrow who won.”

When they finally announce the winner, I hope it’s ‘Moonlight.’

Listen I for one am excited about the next chapter of Trump steaks.

Okay so politics is over. What’s next? I say crafts and scrapbooking!

Yes the president did just instigate a violent coup but it was dope if you see it as a merch drop.

Alia Ssemakula

Follow adrienne iapalucci she’s truly one of the funniest people out there right now.

3 years ago today with the killer Dylan Hunter Rosgone 📸🎉