🚨BREAKING🚨 Nigel Farage claims credit for destroying the National Front and BNP. In other news, Starburst claim credit for ridding us of Opal Fruits.

“Be careful, when a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.” Albert Camus #FrenchElections

Enid Blyton’s more pessimistic first draft

As I voted to kick the Tories out, I wore my dad’s wedding ring. He was in hospital with no visitors then lying on a slab for weeks waiting for his funeral while the Tories got so wasted they vommed up the walls of Downing St. This one’s for you, Dad! #ToriesOut #ToryWipeout2024

Congratulations to Rishi Sunak who, free from the burden of pretending to like football, didn't have to watch that.

Horrifying news from Southport. If you're sitting at home wondering how you might be able to help the victims, donating blood is one way you could help. National blood stocks especially of group O blood are low, and whatever you can give will help.

One of the few things we know for certain about the Southport incident is that if you are really concerned about it, it would be a very good idea to show that concern by giving blood.

Happy Yorkshire Day!!

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The Kings Guard What a Man

At least take us out to dinner first, Nathan 😊

I cannot tell you how frustrated I get trying to remove a single leaf at a time from one of these.

Got chatting earlier, about my favourite joke from the late, great Ian Cognito: - Eventually, I did see a doctor, and he told me straight. He said "if you keep on drinking, you're going to die". I said "why's that then?" and he said "because that's my fucking pint".

Do we have two-tier policing in Britain? With me in the studio to discuss is a former Tory MP who wasn't charged with betting on the election date, a ferry boss who wasn't penalised for unlawfully sacking 800 workers and a woman who sold £200m-worth of unusable PPE to the NHS.

I can’t stop laughing. 😆

A few weeks into a Labour govt and, despite the kicking the Tories got, they’re straight out of the blocks moralising, boasting and rewriting history Just no They were the most corrupt, dishonest, vicious and useless govt of our lives. They need to sit it out a good while longer.

Time to quit Twitter. My Mrs has cancer and has limited time. The angst this place can give isn't what I need. I'm not a follower collector or big time poster, so not many will read this, please look after yourselves & try and be kind to all, even the Tories (tough ask).. ❤️