Whenever I hear magna cum laude all i hear is cum

How many years til Jake cave reaches nick punto status?

September 27, 2009: Brett Favre throws an absolute dime to Greg Lewis for a 32-yard game-winning TD with two seconds left giving the Vikings a 27-24 win over the 49ers.

just another day fighting off the urge to post “who here wants to fuck” on the linkedin

Fair amount of milwaukee fans in the building tonight, fair amount of bald guys too. Coincidence?

Final.

I’m single what’s up

South-Shanley wins it in triple overtime!! Fargo South-Shanley Bruins

Just got some guacamole on the scotty cameron

theplayerstribune.com/posts/calvin-r… Had to get this off my chest before the next chapter. The Players’ Tribune

Jeff Teague talks about Jimmy Butler's infamous Timberwolves practice 🤣 "When Thibs gets excited, his hands shake. Jimmy walks in and his hands start shaking." (Via Club520 Podcast/YT)

Imagine a seltzer with 3 different flavors in a 12 pack instead of 4 😮😤

Alexander Mattison is so ass

Yo dude just wanted to let you know that Spotify wrapped you posted is totally radical man. 14 thousand minutes of Travis? Totally gnarly boss. Anyways do you think you could take a look in between your couch? Cant find my Pineapple Strawnana Elf Bar anywhere. Thanks brochacho 🙌

Who do I call to maintenance my Weber grill

FMK: John Mellancamp John Cougar John Cougar Mellancamp

Strike 1. Strike 2. Strike 3. Manager ejected.

post game vibes

fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about werewolves in london