When you see your delivery driver turn down the wrong street with your chicken nuggys

He’ll be waiting on the porch when you get home

The The New York Times thinks Recess Therapy is "profound" and "hysterical" nyti.ms/35WrEtk

Do you even lift bro? 🏋️‍♀️ #recesstherapy #tomhardy #doyouevenlift #friendship

When he gets you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store for Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day to Bacon! 🥓 💘 Our OG love. Oh.. and also.. listen to WOMEN! 💅🏻😘 #recesstherapy #ValentinesDay #HappyValentinesDay2022 #GalentinesDay

When Rand gets you flowers from the grocery store for Valentine's Day and you decide it's time to bust out your new lingerie from TJ Maxx

Thank God there are less alleys 😮‍💨 #recesstherapy #friendship

KING DILLON is back!! 👑 Let’s talk Komodo dragons folks!! 🦎🦎🦎#recesstherapy #komododragons #vampire #komododragonkid

Me returning to the function after throwing up in a bush outside

Miles the music kid is in the building!! 🎶 #recesstherapy #music

“I saw you on Bourbon Street and you didn’t even say hi” What I saw on Bourbon Street:

When you’re watching tv and a Masters commercial comes on out of nowhere

Take me somewhere expensive

Costco members when they see a Sam’s Club member

Weekends: *exist* Dads at 6:57am: