the amount of BetterHelp ads I get is depressing

New single ⚡️depression disco⚡️streaming NOW. Get after it my freaky people open.spotify.com/track/6QEGJMjw…

I tell people I have an “on the go” lifestyle but it just means I sometimes eat a babybel snack cheese over the trash can

if i was in the nba i would say thank you anytime a teammate passed me the ball

More dope new music! Our funky friends in EFWM Ben released a new single yesterday! open.spotify.com/track/04lCS1eg…

saw this and thought of you

Hello burning hellscape that used to be Twitter! My band released an album today so check it out since we worked super hard on it and heck you might even enjoy it. Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3Y2e75wA… Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/depre…

The biggest room in the world is room for improvement.

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

You’re doing a great job looking at your phone.

Do you think the grandparents in Willy Wonka ever swapped

Hello! I’m releasing a solo album for the first time in over a decade. You can pre-save the first single out next Thurs 1/18 “Watch The Credits Roll” at the link below, the full album “Spun Honey” is out March 21. Yay! lnk.to/WatchTheCredit…

My new single “Watch The Credits Roll” is now streaming everywhere! Full album Spun Honey drops March 21, keep yer eyes peeled 👀 linktr.ee/bencrane

My new single Greaseball is now streaming everywhere! Link in bio to listen This song sits on a curb and thinks… about chasing money and then getting bored and then what. About time passing click by click and even while you sleep it clicks on by like a waterwheel

*guy inventing ipa* two hops this time

My solo album Spun Honey is now streaming! Listen here linktr.ee/bencrane I am incredibly excited to finally welcome you, curious traveler, to this little hideaway I built.

*Zombie Reagan mid-rampage* I’d like a Dunkaccino please

me drinking Josh: too many bottles of this wine we can’t pronounce

has t-pain not suffered enough? must we stoop so low low low low?

(me being neither a grower nor a shower) my therapist can beat up your therapist