standstill traffic once again got me acting like my father

what the fuck is benson Boone like I’m serious where are you coming up w these people

girl hit send

people in their 20’s that regularly post on Facebook have the same energy as the Cookie Monster pajamas walking the mile people

just remembered I have free will

OH MAN

if we banged and you did me wrong take me off ur fuckin close friends list idgaf about your memes

New Wes Anderson movie I have a will to live

can they drop a camera behind scenes and make it like The Real World

the government is forcing me to rewatch girls

me every time I have an ounce of alcohol in my system: I belong in a swamp house somewhere in the Deep South where all I do is listen to Fleetwood Mac and spin around in long dresses

b!tch living in a CVS

Listening to I’m On Fire by Bruce Springsteen

East village has the dumbest named bars like wtf is the hairy lemon

good night i love you

it’s crazy when other people are also 29 years old

everyone in bushwick looks like this

I am the prize 🧘🏼‍♀️

no because like….. nvm

fat greedy ass