🤖 In AD 2101 war was beginning 🔅💥 🔆💥 👸🏽 what happen 👷🏻‍♀️ someone set up us the bomb 💁🏾‍♂️ we get signal 👸🏽 what !! 💁🏾‍♂️ main screen turn on 👸🏽 it’s you !! 👾 how are you gentlemen !! 👾 all your base are belong to us

sure, machine learning may eventually be able perform every task for you, but I'm with Pratchett: "what can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the reaper man?" there is sometimes dignity and purpose to be found in doing things, in giving them your time and attention

Someone was appalled that their boyfriend uses the lid of takeout sushi as a soy sauce tray and she wants to break up with him, prompting JP Twitter to wonder why you WOULDN'T use a sushi tray lid like this. Others point out some lids contain an indent for just this purpose!

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younger anime fans might not be aware of this, but it was a rite of passage in the late 90s/early 2000s to be like “I want to watch more anime!” and you go to blockbuster and the only new thing they have is ninja scroll so you’re all of 13ish years old watching ninja scroll

one of the appeals and the pitfalls of being a teen fan during that time was the medium's over-represented reputation as being violent pornography. you knew it wasn't really like that, but you watched it in hiding just in case, and every so often it proved you right for doing so.

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, here's my 90-second tour of America's most incredible grocery store Jungle Jim's in its entirety, here on Twitter!

To say that #leijimatsumoto death is an understatement or meant for nerds, because meanwhile Captain Harlock has a bigger image on a French newspaper than two major world leaders. d.merrill would approve

While I'm sure there is plenty of office hardware that Gen Z struggles with that previous generations didn't, let's not put printers on this list like it's only hard for them. Office Space has the printer destruction scene for a reason. Shit's universal. x.com/pcgamer/status…

RIP Chen-san. ‘Iron Chef’ Kenichi Chen Dies at Age 67 japannews.yomiuri.co.jp/society/obitua…

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