Treating myself this fine saturday

Made some decisions tonight that might get me posted on one of those ‘creatures of nyc’ insta accounts

I’ve never seen girls feet look good in a pair of these

Y'all mind if I get spooky with it

Me when the hoes come around

How I sleep at night knowing I'm a perfect little sweetheart to everyone I meet

Me all day today (I only slept 3 hours)

he goin honhon on my ouinie like he’s tryna tear my bonaparte

Whenever my tweets get less than 15 likes my wife beats me

Yeah you might think you're cool but did you catch an ice cold burger thrown by the singer of Fit For An Autopsy at the end of the show last night? Didn't think so

first date idea: we have a couple drinks on the front porch for the rest of our lives together

She bouncin on my Sherwin. She suckin on my William

They call me Luigi the way I be shootin loads from the back

If you're not spreading joy and positivity this holiday season get the FUCK up out this trap house

Everybody knows at least one 6 and a half foot Polish guy named some shit like Gregor Crziewiyczcwicz

jarvis, increase her areola radius by 16%