Not an earthquake during the hurricane...

My personal favorite is "Sense has chased you your entire life, but you are faster."

Aaron Rodgers bathed in a vat of Ivermectin prior to last night's game in order to become impervious to injury, sadly his personal trainer held him by the ankle as he dunked him in the tank.

Thread: Online misinformation is rampant following the escalation of violence between Israel and Hamas today. This video of a tower block in Gaza being hit by a missile is from May 2021, not today. It was captured live during a BBC Arabic broadcast at the time.

We need the following supplies: blood bags, hygiene kits, blankets and food parcels. Donate here: support.anera.org/a/palestine-em…

I see some folks on this hellsite claiming whatever happens to Gazans in the coming days is on them for electing Hamas. 1) There hasn't been an election in Gaza for 17 years. 2) It's literally the same unhinged argument Bin Laden made to justify killing American civilians.

🧵 A lot of Americans just don’t know what life is like for those in Gaza, so here’s an analogy that might help: Imagine Gaza as Rhode Island. Here’s what reality would look like:

Situation in Gaza, per WaPo: - Sole power plant out of fuel - 9 UN staffers killed by strikes - 13 health facilities hit, hospitals face dire shortages - +2K strikes - +1,100 dead - All crossings closed - UN reports 4,250 injured, 265K displaced washingtonpost.com/world/2023/10/…

Would you make him House Squeaker?

🔴BREAKING: Israel has given Al Awda Hospital just two hours to evacuate. Our staff are still treating patients. We unequivocally condemn this action, the continued indiscriminate bloodshed and attacks on health care in Gaza. We are trying to protect our staff and patients.

My latest. I had to say this. We cannot stand by and watch Israel commit atrocities wapo.st/45ubvVc

Happy to see MSNBC reversing its decision and allowing Muslim anchors to return. President Biden pressuring Israel to turn the water back on is a start, now we need to push him to call for electricity and food access to be restored. And join the rest of the world in calling for

Bombing a hospital is among the gravest of war crimes. The IDF reportedly blowing up one of the few places the injured and wounded can seek medical treatment and shelter during a war is horrific. President Donald J. Trump needs to push for an immediate ceasefire to end this slaughter.

I wrote about Israel/Palestine, "decolonization," and the fantasy that American universities are hotbeds of leftist indoctrination. Conservatives get one thing right: universities are a breeding ground for extremist ideology. But it's not leftism, it's corporate radicalism. 🧵

Family of released Israeli hostages say they have no idea who Shaun King is despite him claiming to know them and being involved in negotiating their release.

how embarrassing and shameful. from the black community to palestinians and all palestinian allies: please stop amplifying shaun king. do not give him money. BLOCK HIM. he is a liar and a scammer and he will exploit people’s grief for his own benefit. he always does.

“90 minutes with Freddy was far too much for me. So I can’t even begin to imagine five nights.” “This is the kind of movie that should terrify tots. But they seem to be the biggest fans. Gone are the days of Buzz and Woody. They want Freddy the bear and Chica the duck.”

Every time Charles Barkley interviews someone folks think it’s going to be fun and games and then he’s like “just one more question”

If you don’t love me at my Baby Fritz, you don’t deserve me at my Moo Deng