career +0 love life +0 acting strange and complicating things unnecessarily +1000000000

everyone was mad at me for having a touch of bush at the beach. it was nothing like twitter.

where do they sell the masc tank tops i want some

making the radical and gender affirming choice to look a hot mess

another day facing down the horror of being me. let’s get this bread.

cookies are It until muffins come on the scene

what’s happened to me depop-ically should never happen again

becoming highly successful at the arts of acting recluse and strange today

seriously need to get back into my flossing bag

chips and guac bye. chips and motherfucking guac.

should i persevere yes or no …

not to drop total tea this morning but it’s just hitting me that the grief is self-imposed

when i’m happy i’m a comedian when i’m sad i’m an artist 🎨

everyone is shrinking in emotional bandwidth for my crises but tomorrow i will post a thirst trap that reverses all things

just discovering this beyoncé. i wasn’t aware she makes some great music 🎧

my most dedicated instagram story viewers are people i’m supposed to email back

don’t worry, guys. i’m unlocking a new form of inceldom from which i will launch a progressive social movement.

i washed my laundry now i can wear again my most amazing striped shirt

i have a lot of mental issues