screaming at my useless fucking newborn baby

U will die alone

Lot going on here

As corny as that space shit is Katy Perry still bad af idc

Every helmet I ever played football is now outdated and banned by the NFL

Shedeur Sanders must’ve been in the Pre-Draft Interviews like this

Shaduer Sanders in all of his draft interviews

men love to show you a youtube video. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any worse

Just asked Bill Belichick’s gf how they met

how she looks at me after i do my chinese accent in front of her parents

leaving the toilet seat up at an all girls house u would think i just reenslaved black people

I’m sorry but if you were sexually abused by this nigga then that’s 100% on you

I would’ve jacked off so much if I was on Love Island that the producers would’ve had to stop the show

Ngl if you’re fat and we’re in an argument, the first thing I’m doing is calling you fat

this sentence was never meant to be said

“okay now one where you have that shit on please”