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How do people not have a near infinite list of things they'd like to be doing

Your political views and sexual proclivities should be a complete mystery, most of all to yourself

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I’m not kidding if they sold Lucio Ball as its own game I could play year round for like 15 bucks I would legitimately probably get it real ones know Lucio ball is better than the actual game

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just googled "how long to nap for" LOL 22 years old btw

if they brought back copa lucioball I would put more hours into that than I ever have into ranked

Those whom I pass on the trail are Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them Those whom pass me are Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable

the woke blues brothers: do you have gender here? hopelessly parochial small town barmaid: we got both kinds...male and female (the woke blues brothers glance knowingly at the camera)

This stuff might seem like nothing in the grand scheme of things, but if you already have a propensity towards anxiety, you are not doing yourself any favors by not practicing how to let small stuff go.

The idea that parents have a natural right to be able to instantly communicate with their child at any moment is a big part of why kids are so fucked up and neurotic right now. It's suffocating!

yes, my circus . yes, my monkeys. proud tears forming in my eyes. Love sprouting deep in my chest

Be careful from the very start, agent. His greetings are powerful. They call him Mr. Hello

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Utter woke nonsense