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Colonel Little

@colonellittle7

LEADER OF THE TROOPS, COLONEL OF THE TROOPS, RESIDENT OF QUINCY, MEMBER OF THE U.S CANNON BRIGADE.
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Ma, We set out for battle in the north. We hear train horns in horizons. Thy must be playing for us to come and throttle them. Their pickets are shivering in fear as we approach. Maj. Rice is ready for the ground forces. Lt. Hammers is ready for the air attack. Time to take over.

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Pa, The skirmish with the railroad men was faught with little resistance. The cannon unleased a furious barrage of firepower. I have to acknowledge the corn, we knew this would be a small bump in the campaign. We shall enjoy a helping of hot fried skillygalee some beef tea. CL7

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My dearest, The men have been toeing the mark on all of our recent battles. There has not been a skirmish yet that the cannon has not unloaded upon. The men on the front line hold ground so well that they could plug the big muddy river from flooding. Feather men are next. CL7

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Ma & Pa Feather men advance south to attack Fort Flinn! Their tiny drums will never out beat our battle cries. The cavalry will be ready to attack. Their general's whine will be heard all night in the distance as the cannon unloads a massive attack. The dropsy will be severe. CL7

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General, The yells were loud from the feather fighters but very little resistance as we bombarded them with an offensive attack they have never seen. Maj. Rice was able to dominate so much yellow was seen all over their pants from released liquid. Fresh 'possum cheese for the men

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The cannon is firing at an unseen precision. The assault that will be laid upon Geneseo Football will be fierce, precise and overpowering. Prepare for gang green you machines. The men shall not hold back from the assault. CL7

The cannon is firing at an unseen precision. The assault that will be laid upon <a href="/geneseofootball/">Geneseo Football</a> will be fierce, precise and overpowering. Prepare for gang green you machines. The men shall not hold back from the assault. 
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Ma and pa, Seeing the elephant tonight was tremendous. The cannon was able to unleash a barrage of fire power against the green men. Lt. Hammers was able to attack to an amazing standard. Desecrated Vegetables and fresh goobers for the men tonight.

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Man and pa, We made the trek over to the other side of the river. Maj. col. rice was remarkably effective with his air and ground forces. He shall feast on the crispy legs of turkey buzzard. The men shall join in with a fresh helping of wild missoura bison. CL7

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Dearest granny, We have been selected for a special battle. The attacking corps from the north will board their boats and set sail south for an attack on Fort Flinn. We shall be equipped and ready for these little Argo Football boats. During the antebellum, the men shall fortify

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Ma and Pa How sweet is the taste of your fresh yankee red flannel hash and coffee. The men took one step closer to the final battle. the cannon was firing with great accuracy, A common foe thats been defeated already is headed south. We shall be ready for thier ground attack. CL7

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Ma and Pa, We have advanced in the final battles of the campaign. The maroon defense presented little resistance against the cannon. We shall travel north to face a holy team. Battles are won not by dazzle but in the trenches. No army has better trench-men than ours. CL7

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7A Final (10) St Rita 49, (2) Quincy 14 Blue Devils' incredible campaign ends at 11-1 for the second consecutive year in the 7A Quarterfinals.

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As its time to ride off into retirement, I want to thank all of my platoon. We went, saw, and conquered! As we ride off into the sunset I can’t think of any thing more to write so I will close, l'll never forget the memories. I can’t go any farther so good night and Carpe Diem.

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'Ye bretheren lightening messages we sent from the commander that called upon with the cannon. The new unit of Quincy University Football requested my services. I shall deliver a quick strike with a round of 'slick meat snake hardcakes. Onlookers were sure entertained....Kurt Warner CL7

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Ma and Pa, Commander's orders are to head north for an attack of the Lakers in the land of Chicago. The fresh rations are packed for the men. The cannon has been primed and the ground force is polished. We shall see you for fried goose afterwards. CL7

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Ma and Pa, My troops and I traveled south of the show me river and after a long hard night skirmish, we enjoyed some dried tiger meat as the cannon and ground force attacked. Defenses were hungry as they were 1st to eat as return to the rock. Orders are to march to Michigan CL7

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The trip to the northern land yielded a great victory. The cannon fired 3 fatal blows as Admiral Cox was able to lead the offenses on the ground and through the air. the Embalmed Beef for the way home was hunkey dorey. The men shall receive a pumpkin rind for the victory. -CL7