1/1💙

I hate this app and I’m a wreck tonight… but it warms my heart to see how loved Ryno was. We grieve together. 💙🦏

This is awesome.

The way Caleb Thielbar’s ‘Wake Up’ and Daniel Palencia’s ‘Gasolina’ are gonna hit at Wrigley in October. ⛽️🔥

Really bummed no one has hit a triple today.

THE MUTANT GENE COMES THROUGH.

Great day to be a balding redhead with a beer gut in Chicago!

The entire Cubs roster is in a slump. Call this man. Please.

Can’t believe this was a year ago. Dreams do come true! 🥇

Time to transition from MVPCA to M(att)VP?

A small bit sad that Taylor’s first pod isn’t WTF. “Are we good, Taylor?”

PCA, Turner, Horton… Now Caissie??? Us mutants are taking over.

And RyanDempster on the call today!

One of my favorite parts about Wrigley is organist John Benedeck: Playing ‘Well you know my name is Simon..’ for Ronny Simon and ‘Darling Nikki’ for Nick Gonzales. Also enjoyed the Joshua Tree run pregame. 🫡

When the Cubs play Justin Turner, PCA, Cade Horton, Owen Caissie on the same day:

I’ve done this multiple times this season. Normalize taking your computer to day games!

Michael Busch is an elite 1B and should’ve been an all-star. It’s malpractice to keep platooning him at this point in the season. (Nothing against Justin Turner! You go Justin Turner!)

Kyle Tucker is good at baseball again.

Heartbreak is one thing, a slump is another. I’m begging you Cubs, re-sign Kyle Tucker.

1. For longevity and greatness as a Cub, Rizzo is the only one who’s qualified. 2. 17 should’ve been retired long before Kris Bryant wore it.