Oh Alexander is so smart and quick… He’s just said he went traitor on traitor last night. He’s going to put that together. #TheTraitorsUK

OH MY GOD FRANKIE YES GET CHARLOTTES ASS #TheTraitorsUK

Ooh! Is Leanne clicking on! #TheTraitorsUK

“I watch #TheTraitors for the plot” The plot: #TheTraitorsUK

Jesus and Judas 30 AD #TheTraitors

I hope Alexander reads all the comments about him and about how loved he is. #TheTraitors

Claudia’s better than me bc this is how I’d be revealing that Frankie and Alexander were faithful #TheTraitors

Five Guys need to hire a Sixth guy - who is vegetarian - because it’s completely mad you lot just gave me a burger bun with sloppy mushrooms in lmao

[waking up in a SAW trap but I’m convinced I’m on Taskmasker] Me: ah— hello Alex SAW: …what

Omg. The table opposite me in the train is a lad in his 20s and a woman maybe in her 60s and they are strangers and they’re chatting away like absolute besties and it’s so wholesome.

Ticketmaster love to email you like *URGENT ACTION REQUIRED* and the action is 'go to the gig you have tickets for'

I will never not cry when they sing to Michael after his last Dundies.

My husband is cleaning out our baking cabinet and he just said to me "how attached are you to these nine bags of hardened brown sugar? Let me know if one of these is a family heirloom." And I felt that shade down to my core.

A mum on the school run just said “I just feel like I can talk so openly with you” and it’s my favourite compliment.

This is how I know he’s the man for me.

facts

I want crusty bread and butter and some decent vegan chocolate cos I have big sads.