So much Yes 🤤

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

Salvador Perez hit two homers and singled tonight — the night that marked the 10-year anniversary of his debut. Asked him afterward what's behind his joy, and the way he plays the game. Here was his response:

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If you ask a Midwesterner “how are you” and they respond 1. “well, im here” 2. “oh it’s going” 3. “living the dream” send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”

I can’t wrap my mind around the existence of this clip.

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Cody Cromer 🍢 Yeah?

As far as the eye can see…

One of the most beautiful sunrises we’ve ever seen ☀️

Haystack in the Evening, by Claude Monet, 1891, 📸 via no context college football

Tulane winning the Cotton Bowl is K-State’s greatest postseason achievement in over 20 years.

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Devin Neal: Good at football

K-State (5-4) finishes ONE game ahead of Kansas (4-5) 😱 and Kansas played and beat ALL the best teams that KSU got blown out by, all with literally no home field. Cats fans will spend the entire offseason treating us like we’re Auburn and they’re prime Bama.

Xavier Worthy is gonna be a problem in Kansas City for a long time. Imagine how excited Andy was when they drafted his ass

TRUMP: Well, I am King! US CITIZEN: Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with

Ended up at Costco on a Sunday and next time I’m wearing a helmet People look like they’re about to start fighting over free samples like 2009 Black Friday doorbusters

We got a bounce house for my daughter’s 2 year old birthday party. It comes with 1,000 ball pit balls. My wife told me it’s my job to pick the balls up. Feels like I’ve been training my whole life for this. It’s my daughter’s party but when it’s over, it’s my time to shine