Dermatillomania:

Gave the cashier my email for a discount then she asked for my name I said John Johnson. Who gives a fuck

No dude like you’d pull hella tail on bluesky

There are so many regressive laws being enacted behind closed doors while the media distracts us with nonsense so I completely missed it when they made it illegal for uber drivers to be normal nowadays

Southwest flights take off before you even find a seat like yeah it’s that serious

Gay flight attendant didn’t queen out w me

The concept of our collective basic human needs being met 😂

It’s crazy that jumping in place 200 times twice per day is The Antidote

Critical Thinking …. We MUST strive to have it as a skill and keep it alive

That’s nice dear

Walking fast with my iced coffee behind a woman and complimenting her outfit with my fagcent to disarm her then we dance to Charli xcx 😂

me and my girls were a PROBLEMMMM out in Waco, Texas last night 😂🙊

Me before and after getting a bone marrow transplant

Tangerine and Anora crossover

Secure your wig sis martial law is coming

Okay January 6th realness

I wonder if it’s weird to fuck someone with your name or if you can eroticize the way it emphasizes a narcissistic self-as-sex-object structure which many argued lay at the core of homosexual development. Because I’m not a gay guy named Michael, I’ll probably never really know.

The fact that nobody is able to say anything coherent anymore

*has an experience* the algorithm is feeding me realitycore