You know the “close doors” button on elevators? Imagine if the subway had those.

Ever wonder if when rappers say “glock” they really mean glockenspiel? Maybe they just gotta keep a tiny xylophone at the ready.

I’m sure checking my crypto balance more will make the numbers go up, right?

Made a twitter

The CDC says that it’s now ok to like Nickelback if you’re boosted

Lower ETH gas prices with this one cool trick

Pitbull calls himself Mr. Worldwide, yet he’s never been to North Korea. Curious.

Has there ever been a single human being who understood the announcements on the NY subway?

What’s poké made out of in the pokémon universe?

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