Crisp High Five 🙌 in all its glory! A beautiful beer brewed with the beautiful people @earthriderbeer . A kettle soured IPA conditioned on lemons, limes, grapefruit, and oranges. Hopped heavily with Azacca & Denali. On tap and in crowlers now!!! 🍋🍊🍋#collaborationbeer #souripa

Wife inquiring about my open can of Summit Brewing Keller Pils: “May I have a sip? Me: (knowing full well what’s about to happen...) sure, dear. Wife: *FOUR MASSIVE GULPS... and hands me back the can* Me: *sigh... finishes meager drops at the end of said can* **Yes, it’s that good**

Our Peach Citra Sour is back! Going on tap today at 4pm. Brewed with two types of wheat, some oats, barley, and lactose. This is a super creamy, tart delight hopped with massive amounts of Citra. #dryhoppedsour #peachy🍑 #craftbeer

For all we know, the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs could have actually been a UFO crashing…and we’re the aliens.

•sleeptalking wife speaks• *she rubs hands on bedsheet* Wife: I’m ready to stall. Me: uhh... what? Wife: I’M READY TO STALL! Me: ok...? Wife: JUST GRAB MY BUTT! Me: *immediately grabs her butt* Wife: *light snoring ensues* **forever dibs on K**

“Sex, vodka, and an egg sandwich... all the best things in life” - Darling Wife

Just dropped our first cans StinsonWBS Lemongrab (collaboration w/ modistbrewing ) is on the loose! Get it quick, won’t last long! #pinklemonadeipa #collaborationbeer #dangerousmandeliversbeer

Brewing our first Gruit today with our pals from St. Louis @earthboundbeer Super excited to be working with these guys and learn about brewing without hops. Bitterness and flavors will come from a huge Red Cedar addition to the mash and Heather Flowers in the boil kettle! #gruit

You bet your buns... I 💕 Ren Fest!!

*brain melts and reforms... so dope*

“If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.” ― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

You guys ready for tomorrow? What’s your plan? How many friends are you bringing? Let me know, I’m RT’ing these next two days!!!!

This... 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

This from The New York Times is the best cartogram of the US I've seen. How we portray the US shapes our political imagination; given the representation disparities of the Senate and Electoral College, more than ever we need to depict the US in units of population rather than land.

If you need me, I’ll be Pig Ate My Pizza Kitchen + Brewery. #DangerDanger DangerousMan Castle Danger Brewer

The Dessa flavor for @IzzysIceCream is off-the-damn-chain good. Full to empty in 4-6 minutes... will definitely purchase again. 🙌🏼

This. Right. Here. This thread, and the one it references... important reading.

There's SO many amazing trading cards of Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker that Mark's (let's say) enhanced with his own creativity! 🤣 If Mark Hamill replies to this tweet with his favorite card, we'll give one person who retweets this tweet a free box of Star Wars trading cards!