Jay Rayner destroying both Toby Young and Sarah Vine in one tweet is perfection... 🙌

McDonald's Here’s Ella and Caitlin's petition to McDonald's UK McDonald's: change.org/FastFoodPlastic 🖊️ #WarOnPlastic

I give to you our immensely talented Secretary of State for International Trade...#BorisShamblesCabinet RT if this petrifies you...

DO NOT PROROGUE PARLIAMENT. 🔥 This petition looks to be going at the same rate, if not faster than the Revoke Article 50 petition. 🔥 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2691…

As the big vote approaches, a gentle 3000sq/m reminder... even the architect of Brexit said there's no mandate for No Deal. (Projection on White Cliffs of Dover this morning)

LucyMangan

Nigella Lawson Non - paywalled version : archive.is/hBnH4

Hats off to all amazing #teachers right now, especially those at @Northlandstweet with their endless positivity. Morning zoom game of #socksornosocks brightened the start of our day no end.

Can we have our swings back in mid Sussex playgrounds please?Mid Sussex District Council Mims Davies MP Jonathan Ash-Edwards My children would like to swing next to each other again…. #freetheswings #letchildrenplay #midsussex

Beware of the Paul Handshake in your workplace. It’s where a man who is technically equal to a woman invents his own award system, and over time giving out and holding back the award subtly manoeuvres himself into a position of more authority. Flans look nice though!!🎂 🍰 🧁

Do you think Johnson statement tells the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? If so press LIKE. If on the other hand you think it is the deluded self-serving bullshit of a disgraced lying lawbreaker press RETWEET

Fascinated to know what The Labour Party’s “plan to bulldoze” in Sussex is. But Mims Davies MP has turned off comments on this post so I can’t ask her. Funny that. #VoteTheToriesOut

Dear Mark Zuckerberg, from @JonSnowC4.

.WHSmith please stop pushing chocolate at the checkout #WHSugar #BritainsFatFight