The cool thing to do at uni was to put all your empty vodka bottles on a shelf so that anyone who came over would think you’re a right laugh

Do you think there’s money in being a tiktok acting coach because those influencers need training

Remember when Gareth gates did a cover of Spirit in the Sky which is about Jesus with the Kumars I mean absolutely mental

Ok but I actually need petrol now

I wonder how many of my emails didn’t actually find the recipient well

Any old men wanna play marbles with me

Name a man on Escape to the Chateau that isn’t called Dick or Steve.

Someone get me cabaret tickets or else

Ok so if you want to get dehydrated then watch Dear Evan Hansen. You’ll either cry coz it’s sad or cry coz they CUT 3 SONGS AND PUT IN A NEW AVERAGE ONE

Mike Dean in Ted Lasso 😂😂😂

Romicron

After Life is just so wonderful. I’m sat in a café balling - Ricky Gervais you’ve made my day.

This would absolutely make me leave fair play

This, out of #Ukraine, is 100% one of the most incredible videos I have ever seen. This Russian POW has the heart of a lion 🦁

The peak of my boredom during lockdown, which to be honest I'm still an avid fan of in 2022, is Google Street Viewing bakeries in Colombia and seeing which of their pastries I'd most like to try. I have no links to South America and live in Clitheroe, Lancashire, England.

Anyone else having trouble finding sour cream??!?!?!

Ok I’m definitely going to win that 4m house in Cornwall

Literally the plot of The Matrix and once robots learn to do this we’ll be batteries and then I can dodge bullets and wear sunglasses 🤞🏻

Kiki and I saw Why Am I So Single? and I cannot get it out of my head. Sensational!