Vogue edition from the month and year you were born: Lol, time to go leggy with some real sun stuff

This bot really doesn’t like Aries. This was the only one in like 20-30 tweets 👀

Gordo from Lizzie McGuire.

The best part of Iron Man 3 was Adam Pally.

2,5,A

7 yr old informed me that she’d like to be a Christmas Tree for Halloween, but also she wants it to be comfy, so I’m making a cape out of flannel that hopefully looks like a tree? Anyway, someday I will craft for myself again.

I mean, when in doubt, gift cards, right? Idk.

Hahahahahahaha Ok, but actually.

a lot of non swifties may be saying to themselves wow. she’s meeting his mom! must mean it’s serious! may I point u to exhibit a:

Lat saved photo is your theology

7 yr old with mood ring: “oh WOW! Look how happy and romantic I am!”

Front and backyard landscaping, the first floor bathroom would have a fantastic dark and sexy jungle-like wallpaper, someone else would do our Christmas lights.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? This is an over-reaction to having kids with fevers.

Letting a lot of my social media accounts go to seed because it’s hallmark movie season and I have *priorities*

Perfect

*Sam the Eagle voice* You are ALL WEIRDOS.

Grey Duck

You do not have to monetise your every hobby. It’s okay to write a novel that you will never publish. It’s okay to read books that don’t have anything to do with your career progression. It’s okay to use some of your time to live your life, and not hustle.