As A Christian, I remind you that Jesus was a gun-loving nationalist who opposed abortion, immigration, labor unions, gay rights & Communists. Oh wait; did I say Jesus? Sorry, I meant Hitler. Jesus did none of that. That was all Hitler’s agenda.

THIS is the graphic that you all need to share today.

My first visit with the amazing folks GrrCON - my first true hacker con, won’t be the last - well worth the trip across the pond. Thanks guys!! … not sure how I’ll fit the tv into the overhead compartment but I’ll figure it out.

Do you think Johnson statement tells the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? If so press LIKE. If on the other hand you think it is the deluded self-serving bullshit of a disgraced lying lawbreaker press RETWEET

“The trial is called “From Hand to Cock”. Basically, a cricket ball is bowled directly into …anyone in the camp’s…cock and balls until Matt can’t take anymore.. To vote for Matt - Dial 0898…” #ImACeleb

Retweet if you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want a custom gaming pc

12 years ago, Twitter’s office used a Mac Mini to tunnel into the servers. One day, an IT guy found it in the closet. “Anyone know who owns this?” “Unplug it. Someone will show up.” Everyone lost access to servers. Huge crisis. It became known as the “Load Bearing Mac Mini.”

Send him home to do his job

Should D Smith be Norwich manager vs Luton? RT to get a larger audience.

Apparently someone hacked Piers Morgan’s Twitter account and posted loads of deeply awful tweets. No news yet on how it happened or how no one noticed for twelve years…

Couple of stats for any non Norwich fans wondering why we’ve sacked a manager while 5th: 1 win in 7 at home, 3 wins from 13 in all comps and only 2 teams have fewer points in that period, against top 6 Norwich are 23rd.

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Tesla Model Y worth over £51k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st January. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

How it started / How it's going

Sections of HS2 to be delayed by two years, marking first phase of govt’s new ‘let Starmer deal with it’ scheme.

Being a grown up is far less exciting than it seemed when we were children.

Axl’s mic is fading out more than Boris Johnson’s political relevance. #Glastonbury #glastonbury2023 #GunsNRoses

Sharpen your blades and ready your warhammers! We're checking out Warlander! Find out more info here: wehy.pe/t/4/leopard [LIVE] twitch.tv/leopard #ad

Hey girl are you the North of England, because I want to promise you the greatest rail you’ve ever had and then immediately disappoint you.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours