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The Protai

The protai hug has finally hit the nhl :)

hey man i hate to ask for a favor but could you do me a liquid?

I have big news. I am putting my Culver’s slander aside (for now) to focus on what I believe is a far worse restaurant chain with too much hype & not enough shooters. I am proud to officially announce that I think Jimmy John’s fuckin sucks and is the 2nd worse sub shop (Cousins).

Did you guys hear that they’re changing the date of Halloween

A lot of these move around depending on a variety of factors but off the dome right now I’d say this is where I’m at currently

What’s everyone having for lunch today

He ain’t done

@ Pierre-Luc Dubois YOU WILL BE HEALTHY NEXT YEAR. YOU WILL SUFFER NO INJURY OR UNKINDNESS TO YOUR BODY.

Sometimes I think it would be beautiful to be a 56 year old husky midwestern white woman managing a Red Robin branch

Bracket challenge anyone? The password is: Empty bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/455…

Ayooo mista pibb 😮‍💨

Some very strong stats from his major league debut Maxwell should have ZachInMilwaukee worried about his roster spot -3 beer and shot combos deleted -2 karaoke songs sung -2 bumper pool wins -1 no decision darts game -home by midnight, got to work on time next day

It’s time we had a conversation about this. STOP WONTON WRAPPING MOZZARELLA STICKS. They are much better normal style. Why does every damn restaurant insist on wonton wrap now. #NoMoreBullshit

I could probably be fine with just eating grilled peppers and onions and nothing else for the rest of my life.