babysitting

just watched a beheading on chive tv

fuck my stupid carmen bearzatto life

if i see a “don’t honk at me im just a girl” bumper sticker on your car im locking a stray dog in the backseat and leaving it in a predominately white neighborhood

i know the empty shoulder of a beloved friend hates to see me coming

killing my own bitmoji with my bare hands

what the fuck. everyone has been telling me to watch weapons so i tried to pirate it and

i was alive for september 11th technically but the geek bar ban is the first time i really experienced 9/11 as you know it

at the homunculus shelter adopting the first one that bites me

How do you spell Saddam Huesein

the indomitable human spirit prevails once more

woke worm wife made me do a land acknowledgement before we ate dirt

at the middle urinal trying to show the guys next to me liveleak videos

sitting in the back of the kitchen ripping online finnish lessons while your children starve syö vitun kiviä

calling a locksmith cause i got locked out of my doggy door

pretty sure i saw this guy at my mom's funeral but it doesnt really matter

i had the same reaction to the charlie kirk video that i do to early 2000s nfl big hit compilations

restless martin luther king jr be like: i have an idea