the guy from wheatus luring me deeper into the woods by doing the girl voice

spend an hour in any trendy café and this shit will have you wanting to kill yourself.

Using my one phone call in prison to dedicate this song to you on the radio

{getting detention in third grade for writing BOOBS on a calculator] It's the single most authentically transgressive thing an artist has done and the result speaks for itself.

If you are one of the five people I know who still use this website, my miserable little post-punk band will be opening for Courting & Slow Fiction at the Baby G on June 2nd. Come thruuuu.

faded off the BŮH

31yo bf 27yo gf

Found out yesterday that there’s a show on the university radio station called “Crankin’ It ‘Til It Hurts”

Fair play: I do see myself as a Bourdain-esque figure. Less because of the gonzo-style food tourism though, and more because I will let a beautiful and problematic Italiana ruin my life.

Sylvia Plath - welcome to the boys chat.

guess y’all finally caught up to me 😤

31yo bf, 27yo gf

They’re putting me down tomorrow.