Scottish politics tonight

A picture that sums up the whole season

Police Dog Sniff Lines showing off the recovery from a recent drugs raid A % of the find goes towards the officers and their dogs

I am a fortune teller. My prediction for today is a lot of angry non-Americans. Wordle 1,218 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I mean, it’s like an IQ test, knowing that this was an American-based puzzle I took that into account and was successful. If it was a French word guessing game, I’d probably try French words.

FFS RJ Barker it’s just not funny anymore!

£500m to fix 100m potholes. As a quantity surveyor I can quite confidently state that it costs more than £5 to fix a pothole. #Budget2024

I agree with John John Mulaney… let’s not call it Epstein’s Island.

Gary Barlow standing next to his son eating a croissant.

I wonder which version of the cesspool X (formerly Twitter) Rosie was on up until yesterday. I want that version.

Utter confusion in Dublin as Ireland get refereed at the breakdown.

I don’t normally comment on things like this as the referee is always right however in this instance, sheesh!

Top work from The Oldie, my 92 yr old mother couldn’t work out why all the days are wrong, someone’s at the printers has forgotten 2024 is a leap year but only for December.

My first day as Gregg Wallace’s PR advisor seems to be going well.

Oh your "out of office" is on is it. You're off "all the way through" are you. I'll tell you where you couldn't put an out of office on. It's starts with B. And it ends with attle of the Somme

Expert level trolling.

LinkedIn seems to have taken a bit of a turn...

OMG this is funny 🤣

"To the people of the UK who think this Putin-loving free-speech imposter and Trump sycophant will protect freedom in your country, come on over to America and see what Trump & MAGA are doing to destroy OUR freedom !" Farage, at last ! getting well and truly roasted 👏Rep. Jamie Raskin