no way just came across a cybersole hoodie at the thrift 😭 holy throwback

Why everyone tryna go back to 2016 I was cooked on Xanax back then fuck that I ain’t tryna go back 😭

Ay bro I’m bringing this chick back from the club, can you make sure to set up some vantage points for when I take off my elevated shoes?

Imagine how satisfying it would be to land muay thai–style elbow strikes on a Somalian melon head while Stancil stands twenty feet behind you, tooting his rape whistle.

Once again RIP boeinghobo’s TikTok the best account that app ever had

She's an untrustworthy whore, sure. But let's not be gay about it

Well…….. He knows I exist, now what? Thank you Ronnie Fieg Would have never expected this in a million years.

Zoomers no longer say “that’s facts” they say shit like “bro really rode the trvke all the way down like Slim Pickens”

I don’t know how to pronounce kayfabe but I do know that I want to hear Candace Owens try to read it first

white people be like my dog is on PrEP

Tel Aviv is like if Yakub tried to clone Miami in a test tube

🚨CLAVICULAR: "I find it quite silly to me that you’re with the number one looksmaxxer and instead of asking how you can ascend so your wife wouldn’t tweet our captions like ‘When my husbands away, Mr. Suds comes out to play,’ maybe if you asked me how to ascend this would stop

If we’re forced to live with 50 million illegal aliens in this country can I at least keep one as a slave 🤷🏻‍♂️

So funny that GameStop is advertising to visually obvious meth heads that they can fence stolen Pokémon cards there.

Canadians I know it sucks to lose your thing but give it 10 years and you'll be a global cricket powerhouse

I'm glad to see people standing up for those of us with neurological disabilities. But where was the support when I got called racist because my autistic hyperfixation was lurking for opps in their hood and my stim was fingerfucking the binary trigger when I caught them niggas?

mad men is a good show but if you tried performing like don draper in a meeting in 2026 people would think you're retarded

That’s why he’s the goat

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