as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

Porch toad

Ernie wants you to know that SOMETHING IS OUT THERE

Spoiler alert it’s a deer

How I visualize Ernie’s peeing situation

Holy shit! Governor Glenn Youngkin, who was stumping for the loathsome piece of shit at a Labor Day parade in Virginia, got drown out by the crowd with chants of "We're not gong back! We're not gong back! We're not gong back!" Something magical is happening, y'all. 🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

This rose of sharon sort of looks like it has tentacles

This dahlia comes up year after year but I thought it wouldn’t bloom this year. I was wrong.

This hibiscus is one of the only things blooming now. It’s the gift that keeps on giving

MAKE AMERICA NOT EAT PETS AGAIN

I have transgendered the aliens that were in the prison and which also were probably executing the babies forgive me I have the best rallies so large and so not bored

OH HELL NO

These videos are killing me. I got tears running down my face I’m laughing so hard 😂

Another hibiscus hanging in there

"pro-life" but not pro- women's lives

This sweet potato violates the never eat anything bigger than your head rule

Ernie, international man of mystery

Dahlias are still here

I voted this am. Having a hard time concentrating for the last few days, hoping and afraid to hope.

You can never have too many Christmas ornaments