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I am legally not allowed to eat at Applebees

I’d like all my friends to know I’ve just been diagnosed with stage 2 IJFYBISGFF

Tagging Jeb is an interesting move

Zac Efron is at the hockey game

Memorial Day tournament last year

Remember not to drunk drive on the Fourth of July unless you have somewhere you need to go or if you just want to

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Choke artist. 18/19 leg parlay ruined after up 5-2 in the last set, to lose the set 5-7 Barbora Krejcikova

September 18th Stats: Fish In Tank: 7 (-12.5%)

Sucked

They’re trying to erase the CUM Bowl from our society. We must not let it happen.

I was 2 girls away from having a threesome last night

NYT connections row 1: breeds of dogs :) NYT connections row 4: chapter headings found in "Norton Anthology of Theory and Criticism - 3rd edition" if vowels and consonants were swapped + "____en" that are homonyms of German verbs

I can’t believe the Browns beat the Rams in Super Bowl LIX

#Debates2024

#GamblingX

Did BTS fall off

First customer is Chase Grieshei❌er