Today Israel murdered every child in this photo. If these were Israeli kids we'd hear every western leader speak their names and every news channel tell us their story. They're Palestinians so have no names, no story and no value to western nations who "champion human rights".

when Palestinians who have never left Gaza or even seen a Jewish person say they are fighting against the “jews” do you think they mean Larry David or the Jewish soldiers committing a genocide justified via Jewish religious texts under the command of the supposedly Jewish state

Emma Watson, your performance in the driving challenge was serving Hermione Danger. I’m sorry my dear, but your licence is up for revocation.

My timeline over the past two days

Guy who couldn't get selected as a Labour candidate because they drunk drove a lime bike has some thoughts on what makes a suitable MP

Well there's your answer, dad.

If you want to understand what's happening today, this paragraph in the Times is the only thing you need to read. The Labour Party, and the country, is being run by over-excited lads who think this is an effective way to brief a newspaper.

when you see luke akehurst and abdi duale together

girl, the boycott

1/2. A little help for any other out of touch 90s musician asked about Bob Vylan at Glastonbury. Your response should probably resemble something to the affect of: “Over 58k Palestinians killed since Oct 7th 2023. Over 700 killed while attempting to get aid…

2/2. Over 1400 medical workers killed since Oct 7th. Genocide is being live streamed for all to see and the UK is not simply allowing it to continue but facilitating it, along with the United States. Why are we talking about a punk band?” End.

Remember when Corbyn just blinking would be met with breathless stories about MPs being marched off to gulags and the Stalinesque grip of the left, despite him almost never disciplining any MP for opposing his leadership?

I can't believe the people committing genocide abroad and imposing eugenics and authoritarianism at home admist an orgy of corporate corruption would do this.

between the suspensions as discipline and describing welfare benefits as ‘pocket money’, i think all that “grownups back in charge” talk broke Keir Starmer’s brain, and now he genuinely believes the role of Prime Minister is to be the country’s Arsehole Dad

democracy’s just a parlour game to these inbreds. party politics is a cancer

JK Rowling who loves to talk about protecting kids is about to absolutely fuck these kids up

i want to say streeting said it but part of me thinks it’s rayner, knobhead’s a northern insult is it not?

absofuckinglutely no chance lads