Word of the day is 'niffle-naffling' (19th century): dilly-dallying or generally futzing about as a way of ignoring the important stuff.

As I sip my fecal matter flavoured tap water, I think thank god we stopped Jeremy Corbyn from very moderately redistributing a bit of wealth.

prayer circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 abolish the 5 🕯 day work week 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Almost everyone is a missing paycheck away from losing their homes but no one is one pay check away from being a millionaire so no I don’t feel bad about taxing the rich out of existence

i have never once heard anybody say “die hard is not a christmas movie.” but the die hard is a christmas movie people still walk around like they have been hunted to the ends of the earth for their beliefs

Fuck ya life bing bong happy new year

hating on everything Eurovision doesn’t make you edgy, it just makes you boring

When Molly Mae sees Kirstie Allsopp

Akeem: The sky is blue Literally anyone else: The sky is red Akeem: actually... based on that, I'd like to say the sky is very much red. #TheApprentice

How Sophie’s mind has worked throughout this series. #TheApprentice

GOV: We need to tackle obesity! SCIENCE: Well, if you want people to be HEALTHY, it’s actually best to eradicate poverty, since that’s the most unhealthy thing for the mind and body, so you could try raising living standa- GOV: CALORIES ON MENUS!!!

Starmer and Labour seem determined to push voters towards The Green Party ❎ He won't back striking workers ❎ He doesn't support renationalisation ❎ They're supporting privatisation of the NHS ❎ He's given up on freedom of movement Don't let Labour take your vote for granted

🌳✊ Climate action now. #EarthOvershootDay #MoveTheDate

Her entire economic agenda has been torn to shreds. Her Cabinet of choice is falling apart. Her MPs are fleeing like rats. And now she's too afraid to even turn up to Parliament to answer basic questions. What is the point of Liz Truss? #GeneralElectionNow

BREAKING: The Government.

Shell just recorded £32 billion in profit. 3,000 people in the UK die every year because they can't afford to heat their homes. There’s nothing pragmatic about letting greed run rampant while the poorest freeze to death. Energy is a public good. It should be in public hands.

Even if you don’t believe climate change is man affected… the actions we need to reduce it leave us with clean air, less pollution , clean waters and cheap secure energy? Why the anger against that?

IT'S TIME