oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

JUST IN: The Onion has acquired Alex Jones' Infowars

In other news, I’m proud to announce that I have brought a class action lawsuit against Elon Musk and AmericaPAC for their fraudulent “lottery” giveaway. Speech is free, but lies you have to pay for. Story below:

Twitter is now giving me ads for videos on how to become a litigious sovereign citizen. I used to get ads for Disney and Apple

Another brutal day of being an elected Democrat and having to choose between twiddling your thumbs and spinning the propeller on your hat

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On January 7th, 2025 I shared a video, after I was asked to call UnitedHealthcare from the operating room to answer administrative questions about the patient who was having surgery to treat breast cancer. Despite my efforts, they denied her stay. UnitedHealthcare didn’t stop at

I’ve joked about this but I think at this point there’s at least a 60% chance the Democrats go in to 2026 running on the platform that they can deliver Trump’s agenda more effectively than Trump and the Republicans.

the way kendrick feels about drake is how I feel about AI

😆🤣🤣🤣 100 grand to watch a little Honda drive by you.

High IQ govt in action

Statement: U.S. leadership in scientific innovation is at risk, with wide-ranging consequences for public safety and the economy. The AMS urges strong support for NOAA & other federal scientific agencies working in weather and climate. More: bit.ly/3DhfegU

Based on the interviews with Wisconsin voters we will soon publish, it was abundantly clear that Elon Musk's presence and money upset voters — and from both sides of the aisle. They almost uniformly said Musk tried to buy the election.

We need check this guys hard drive immediately

(2043, Lindsay Graham, being kept alive by stem cells extracted from the testicles of 5 year olds) of course the war with Iran was a mistake. We all know that. Qatar is different. They don’t let gay people drive

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