"Ha. Hmm." (Horatio Hornblower reviews your research design.)

As Hamlet observed, 'There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.' This paper is clearly the thing of Shakespeare's nightmares. Reject.

In the fraternity world of editorial decisions, desk-rejection is definitely TKE.

Much like containers of milk, R&Rs come with expiration dates for a reason.

One must defend the Right to the Life of the Birth of a Nation, sir! #lawtwittter #scotus

We just started a new managing editor.

Finished episode VI of 'Kenobi.' Watching Guinan turn away from the Borg is a cool twist.

"You had me at hermeneutic."

Way ahead of you.

Thoughts, @TimesHigherEd?

"Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon! Windage and elevation." ~Col. John Henry Thomas reviews your paper

This is why we don't send any papers to referees in Maine. x.com/KhoaVuUmn/stat…

That wasn't an assault. It was a review request.

I have a colleague who keeps an "enemies' list" -- just like Nixon. Sadly he lacks Nixon's intellect, compassion, and amiable good nature.

The provost is resigning effective June 30 to head up a consulting firm that helps universities and colleges write strategic plans. (He’ll be back on campus next Tuesday to meet with everyone.)

Thank you for your submission "Kleptocurrency." You'll be able to access your reviews once you solve this encryption key within seven tries. Otherwise, your research is mine!

Mutual shaming is its own version of peer review.

< Awaiting the cognitive explosion when Notre Dame joins the SEC >

"What kind of flowers are those?" "Why, those are every dog's favorite flowers -- peeonmes."

It's been a tough week for prime ministers on island countries. Anyone got a good paper on why?