They should have a course on health insurance, filing taxes, writing checks, budgeting, investing and retirement planning in HIGHSCHOOL.

walmart and amazon don’t do a little happy dance everytime they get an order and that, my friends, is why you should shop small

@ShaydeDesiree @momlife1x I don't judge parents who do screen time, to be clear. But here is a good round-up of studies on screen time: journalistsresource.org/studies/societ… I don't do screen time because it has been linked to poor attention, poor emotion regulation and increased aggression.

If I can’t trust you I can’t be with you.

If anyone in the Salem, OR area sees my POS baby’s father, call the police. He is evading arrest and likely with his sister on the left or his mother on the right (who helped kidnap me and hold me in their house by guarding the doors). He beat the shit out of me 14 weeks pregnant

Making passive aggressive tweets about friends is a big massive ew for me

You know what they say about assumptions

Not having a drivers license as an adult is a major red flag to me, unless you have a reason medically to not be able to.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

It’s so insane to me that people want to demand respect from others while simultaneously disrespecting the people they’re demanding respect from. You gotta give it to get it darling! I don’t owe a disrespectful mf a damn thing.

People that think they’re always right…🤮🤮

so we’re all collectively doing the same thing right?

I’m the coolest bitch ever till I’m played with, then I gotta introduce you to this other shit

You ever just sit and realize how much you want to die