Definitive soda delivery method rankings: 6. 2 liter 5. 20 oz plastic bottle 4. 20 oz glass bottle 3. Can 2. Fountain 1. McDonald's fountain

My toddler says "Die!" instead of "Bye!" I didn't expect the emo phase to start this early.

I HATE SLEEP REGRESSIONS

Any tips on not buying all the things for your child? Asking for a mom who just bought a Pikler, ramp and arch... (Me)

I am scheduling my first bikini wax... wish me luck....

Fuck. Shooting at a school that I tutored kids at. Fuck. Those kids had it hard enough.

Do I feel bad because I am not taking care of myself or am I not taking care of myself because I feel bad?

This.

Gonna brag here but my kid wiped her own bottom today! I didn't expect her to do that for months! (She totally didn't get it all, but she got some!!!)

I was not going to get another dog after our old dog passes. But now he and my toddler play every day...and I am not giving her a sibling.. so... We are going to have to get her a dog, aren't we?

Dressing up for my second vaccine appointment like it's a hot date 🔥 💉

2nd dose in... so pfar pfeeling pfine

The women of Pose are what the women of ANTM were supposed to be.

Does anyone else get nerve pain with a fever? It is the worst!!! It is shooting into my hips and thighs like when I was in labor.