2 oil fields, 500 belly dancers, 5000 acre plot on Mars and 300 million pounds for 2 months loan from June to August

Pura desh in jaise bhadwon se bhara padha hai. Dhoni ke tatton ko chat ke paise kamane wala, blind my foot. Wo 26 marega hum 26 lakh marenge. Enough is enough.

Dorgu, what a third class horrendous performance till now. Get your act up lad.

Just sub Garnacho out man, he just cannot finish anything. Kid needs a rest may be, but we should have been 3 goals up by now. What horrendous finishing!

I am sure now that we are fucking this up. If we miss the number of chances we had in the first half, I dont think we will make it. Stupid decision making, atrocious finishing capabilities.

The most illiterate fanbase ever.

Pakistan celebrates a win, and India remains silent, not even a single address. Ceasefire violated, and a mundane press release. Very, very disappointed. We had everything under control and then the sudden ceasefire agreement. Something does not add up.

I swear I have seen more interviews of Ruben than the number of matches we've played. Kaam hi ni karta, interview dete rehta hai, isliye match haar jaate hain hum bhenchod

Edinson Cavani, without a shadow of doubt. Elitest of the elite strikers, gave 200% every time, no-nonsense bloke. Broke the #7 curse until Mount re-cursed it.

Not like you lot had 37 games to do it. Or 90 minutes with a sane goalie who doesnt rugby tackle strikers. Or play well against arguably the shittiest team in the PL. Got bossed around and played like 🐱 Oh and maybe if a dodgy goal line decision was not made some years ago

A football club won the league, their fans enjoying the moment and celebrating - what the fuck is wrong with people to hate even that!! So much hate in this world man

I have a question? How long does he stay 17 years old? I mean, I celebrated 3 birthdays since he celebrated "breaking through at 17" eh!

He should congratulate himself for his lower lip staying - looks like they dont want to.

I would rather play myself in goal that that fraud

What is the world is a "324 ft six"? You need me to carry a calculator to cricket matches now? These Americans need to twist everything to suit their ego. I think even Ashoka the great measured sixes in metres ffs

Dear Cricket, How many more chances to Karun Nair?

What experience are you talking about here? Karun Nair is an experienced test batsman? Okay. I am Batman.

Back to FT for the new season - whatever mental health recovery I made in all these days off social media, I am sure United will repay with interest. Ready for the trauma again - let's go. And yes, 21 is coming and Ruben Amorim is the best manager in the world. UTFR

New season, same old fckin Manchester United. Nothing has changed and we are still a team of “straddlers”. Zero imagination, always waiting for some individual brilliance. Dont see any pattern developed here. Fuck this shit, need to get drunk. Cant take this for another season.

Vast open spaces in the midfield. No one to actually feed Cunha. Easiest to walk past our non existent midfield. People walking about with the ball with zero urgency. Season after season.