No one knows how to plays the victim better than the man who CAUSED the damage.

you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough

Yo Donald J. Trump I was on the phone with Elon and he said you pussy bro You gonna let that slide?

jd vance:

if i send you this it means im about to do a ton of drugs at your house then tweet all your secrets after you ask me to leave

Whoever is with Elon right now: Do not stop the flow of ketamine or other drugs. Keep a phone charger nearby and plugged in. Do not perform wellness checks

Paying an Etsy witch for a spell to enhance the molecular strength of the ketamine in Elon Musk’s bloodstream right now

Never been a better time to post this:

One moment you’re giving your friend a Nazi salute and just 136 days later you’re calling him a pedophile online, how the time flies

parks and rec didn't have an episode where two dummies crashed out over social media like this so I'm feeling a little lost here

No. You don’t get to have fun about this

Reminder there is a high chance this is one of his alts.

Shout out to eldest daughters cause my social battery is 100% depleted from everyone constantly looking to me to solve all their fucking problems and clear their smallest inconveniences.

Every k plug in DC better move heaven and earth to be on call tonight. The country needs you.

Shut up about fiscal policy you know what the people want to hear right now.

Her @ is Julie Burchill Having some trouble finding his

Imagine what a bad parent you have to be to have your daughter celebrate your public humiliation

That part. Considering 90% of male culture is centered around fucking as much as possible, it’s sad yall don’t care what happens to these women AFTER.