CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1989: 61-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 399-to-1 CEOs keep pretending they can't afford to pay workers fairly while they rake in millions off of workers' labor. Don't fall for this illusion of scarcity.

If I were one of these engineers, I'd simply tell him I did it but leave it alone. He's too clueless to know the difference anyway.

I’m assuming Aaron Rodgers will forego the opinion of an orthopedic surgeon and instead seek medical advice from Joe Rogan?

My career in bigot trolling has peaked.

There is no such thing as an apolitical company. "No politics at work" means "we support the status quo and will enforce it by firing people who disagree".

Here's what happens when you ask actual biologists to put the complexity of this beautiful world into convenient little boxes for you

Milwaukee to Trump: "Fuck you, we don't want you here anyway."

Ope! He's my guy! #TamponTim

John Mulaney is a sellout for bigotry.

I code in C because, for whatever reason, they wouldn't let me do it in Rust.