Bout to have the best sleep of my life

Most productivity tools and apps don’t really work for people with ADHD. We get excited by the shiny features and may think “this is the one!” before reality crashes in (and we forget to cancel the subscription). What are some tools that have ACTUALLY worked with your ADHD?

RIP Loretta

When you’re glad to never have got a skull 👀 and yes this is not a great sentence grammatically but you get it.

Today I got some advice that I was not expecting or needing in a LMC meeting…do not ride the trains at any zoo. Now I feel like I know too much.

If you love the movie Hook you have daddy issues

My balsamic vinaigrette has 10+ ingredients. I was truly hoping for a miracle dressing recipe.

Playing the best movie video game: LotR The Two Towers

Kids know how to make Saturday interesting at the library. Was this because one of the kids kept asking me how to spell words and I showed her how to use a dictionary?

The reason I need my lunch break to be ALONE. As a public facing library worker, I need my 30 me minutes.

Im trying to be a good capitalist but Black Friday deals where you have to buy 3 items to get 20% off and free shipping? I will not be bamboozled, thank you. Dossier

Cool how my workplace is super short staffed, & no one wants to work there bc the starting pay is bad and the morale is terrible…but they offer jobs at the beginning of Dec & make people wait 3 weeks to start on Jan 1 so they don’t have to bump them up the measly pay scale twice

Bring back tetherball

These @airbnb price gougers are charging $10/night for a crib when you’re already spending 3k. And then make checkout at 10 am. What a joke.

There was a dead slug in my bed gonna go now

Corporations will spend insane amounts of money hiring outside consultants to figure out what’s wrong with their business when 90% of their problems could be solved by simply paying their employees more money.

first to third, our winners are @anna_fullmer, H, and @poetryforce. We're ECSTATIC to have you all in this issue. Looking forward to sharing your work on March 29!

Thank you The Field Guide Poetry Magazine for picking my poem, “Last,” as the winner of the Walk in the Woods prize. My first contest win! 😌

The union busting never stops, even with a fair contract. 😔 I’m not saying it’s pointless, I’m saying that corporations and even LIBRARIES will do whatever they can to circumvent and destroy union contracts that they agreed to. Make that contract language tight.

I always wonder…when men do the whole rose petal thing…do they also clean that shit up later? For reference I am watching Sweet Home Alabama. 🫠