It’s about that time again

Well played 😤

need a sitcom about the 6 people who live in dixville

I feel like we should hold the Election on a Saturday. Let’s go all out and make it an event. Let Americans Pregame and Tailgate this bitch. The true American spirit is us getting drunk and making important decisions lol

BRING IT ON HOME, DONNY T 🥳

i kinda love being hungover like waking up and talking to myself like a governor in a disaster zone. We Will Rebuild

Supportive parents

crazy that my body cant tell the difference between answering a text and being chased in the woods

you want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

“Luka’s fat” Well that fat ass Slovenian ran through the whole west on one leg

I named my dog Luka wtf I’m supposed to call him now? ANTHONY DAVIS?! 😭

She was at war and losing, not welcomed by the people she came to save, her sworn protector died protecting her, her dragon viciously slaughtered, her best friend beheaded before her eyes, all of the people she trusted were betraying her

I only threw this party 4 u

They need to record Amaya getting her phone back I deadass need to see that

They should get Luigi Mangione on hot ones when he’s released

…. ur really gonna do this to me on mcdonald’s snack wrap day

why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays

Is it casual now??

i love cute tiny purses but im sad to say i can never be a cute tiny purse girl. i need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere i go. because what if…..