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Simon

@ancientkeeper

@ancientkeeper.bsky.social. Ex keeper and coach.Husband to 1, Dad to 3, Grandpa to 4 superheroes - Henry, Billy, Thomas and Lucy 🐯Leic Tigers🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

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The Rugby Football Union's Bill Sweeney wants more non-sport events at Twickenham. A circus would seem appropriate?🤡🤡🤡 bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-un…

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Against my better judgment, just had a quarter-pounder with cheese meal from McDonald's UK at Bessacarr nr Doncaster. 'Roadkill' would have been better prepared.

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I had no idea you could do this! Look - we're trying to stop people using East Mids Airport from parking in our village when they go off on holiday instead of using Airport parking. How about "Palestine, trans rights, no parking on Ashby Road!"...?

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How anyone, in their right mind, can look at the rabble today, screeching their omni-causes, waving their Antifa flags, cheer as a convicted kidnapper, who ate his own testicles, runs around, applaud as “Fag Rights” is scrawled over the Millicent Fawcett statue, watch the pink

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Looking at the lawn; considering the sunny weather; feeling a bit of a summer sniffle - think I might just start #NoMowMay a few days early.......

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While Keir Starmer continues to evade every question at #PMQs by referring to what the previous government did or didn't do instead of what his present government is doing, he will continue to look feeble. #PoliticsLive

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Come on Jo Coburn #PoliticsLive - silly asking @Helen_Whateley about Tory economic policy for the next election. The role of the Opposition (and the fourth estate) is to hold the Government to account and scrutinise their policies - not promote their own.

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Can someone please explain why the #GaryLineker situation is such a big story? He was a really good footballer-turned-pundit who's left the BBC under a bit of a cloud. When did things like this qualify as a 'headline'?