Your chances of being attacked by a shopping cart are very low, but never zero. 🛒

Midwesterners will be shirtless today

MY TOWN GOT LIKE SIX INCHES OF SNOW AND THE AQUARIUM LET THE PENGUINS OUT TO PLAY IN THE SNOW😭😭😭😭😭

Why are women’s restrooms ALWAYS further away than men’s restrooms?? This world hates women. #notequal #whyshouldihavetowalkfurtherbecauseimawoman

my therapist just told me, “if you’re always having to be the bigger person, maybe you shouldn’t be around so many little people.” and that really hit me hard

Is there an option where you don’t get shot?

Happy birthday Gary Sinise!!

As someone with #autism, I know exactly what Eva was feeling during this week’s #Survivor immunity challenge. I know that same struggle of when things get overwhelming. She just earned every ounce of respect I have in my body.

brother

RT if you like BIG guys

deleting in 48 hours, but whoever likes and says hi, we will send u our nudis vids ❤️

Say “Hi” and get a H O T video from us

RT and you will get 1 video from us !