Back and better than ever

Nationwide lockdown, you say?

putting soup in a square tupperware...... it’s just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup

I can’t stop thinking about how old I am, I’m giving myself the ick

I did not learn one new skill during this pandemic

Sometimes it’s I’m only 22 and other times it’s I’m already 22, very different feelings

Hahahahahag ducking hell

It stresses me out that I have clothes but I don’t have CLOTHESS

I don’t think people are concerned enough about why parrots can talk??

Does ASOS hate us? Why won’t you simply list both items of the co-ord together all the time?

Fucks happened tae twitter youve got stephen bear getting rimmed and the taliban ridin a merry-go-round😂😂

just so we’re clear, i’m all for women’s rights but if WW3 starts i’m just letting you all know i belong in the kitchen x

What if at the end they reveal the coffin is actually a cake

when drake said “some nights i wish i could go back in life, not to change shit, just to feel a couple things twice.” i felt that.

wait WHAT why i just found out kris jenner turned 84 this year ??????? she only looks about 75 wow 😍😍 go her

I aint buying a single croissant in 2023