Ordinary Time Bandit. (@abeuzer) 's Twitter Profile
Ordinary Time Bandit.

@abeuzer

Husband. Cook. Canadian. Reluctant non-atheist. Church is kinda messed up, am I right? I mean, they'll let you and me in there.

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Some abusers use love as bait to pull you into a situation you can’t seem to leave. It happens in more than just romantic settings.

Some abusers use love as bait to pull you into a situation you can’t seem to leave. It happens in more than just romantic settings.
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You know what bothers me? Comfortable Christians. Even God isn't comfortable with how things are going, so how the heck do you think you can ever be?

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This cartoon Find and Seek is one of my personal favorites. I actually practiced this as a pastor of congregations. Much to the frustration of some. This is still the way I practice helping others on their own spiritual journeys as well. There's no one size fits all. I have to

This cartoon Find and Seek is one of my personal favorites. I actually practiced this as a pastor of congregations. Much to the frustration of some. This is still the way I practice helping others on their own spiritual journeys as well. There's no one size fits all. I have to
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I've been off this platform for a while. I really love this new matching game they make you play sometimes. They should make that an app.

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Deafdrocks Parable of Good Fruit A man came across a group of fruit vendors. The first vendor said “do not buy the others they are all rotten fruit and will make you sick.” The second vendor said “do not buy that ones fruit! Not only are his bad he always says the same about

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So, when did people feel they need to talk about their latest bout of "anxiety" - like, yeah, life can be tough, but sharing your anxiety with me makes me feel more anxious, and does it really help you at all?

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How do people with large practical skill gaps survive in the world? How do people not know how to sew buttons, change a tire, replace a leaky faucet, bandage up a cut? How do y'all survive. What are your strategies?

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I feel that if people had sharper kitchen knives, and some basic knife skills, it would go a long way to making certain people less miserable about cooking a meal.

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I have a degree in Food Science and spent years in food processing. Challenging work. I looked up a company implicated in a food safety issue, and they had an ad for a QC tech. Starting pay: $20.50/hr. That was my wage in 2001. Similar education and experience. Avoid this career.

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Why do retired people travel? I get people who work, and then go on vacation so they are away from working, but resting instead. When you travel once you're retired, you're just being retired in a different place for a while. How is that good use of money and your final days?

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He walked into Mexico one day to get breast reduction surgery. He was wheeled back out a week later holding a cherry lollipop and wearing a dia de los muertos bandana.