Soon as the weather drop my quality of life depends on aquaphor

i’m not even trying to be funny they dead ass look like mermaid man and barnacle boy

10 days into having a dog & it’s my entire personality (we all saw this coming)

“What I want back is what I was.” -Sylvia Plath

Bring back real men

thinking about how my ex followed my dogs instagram but none of the guys i’m talking to did

Remember, when you're standing in long lines for TSA at the airport this week, what we could have if our political leaders actually had vision.

dating a dumb guy was the best 😭

Time for apple music users to feel sub par

when your boyfriend carries you to bed it does 😤

“your credit card statement is available for you to view” fuck you

nobody told me that once you turn 23 shit starts getting extremely weird like weirder than anything you’d ever imagine

if you had the baby pink nintendo ds growing up you’re hot now

me showing my bf this after we slept for 4 hours

I got diagnosed with celiac a few weeks ago and my cousins were fully prepared with a food identification system

why does my boyfriend INSIST on using cashapp and not venmo