Me staying away from the drama, but close enough to get all of the tea

I’m a strong believer that when you have multiple tragic things happening to you in a relatively short space of time, something of a higher-power is asking for your immediate attention and you must drop everything and attend to it.

the price of entry to my world is devotion to your own becoming and freedom

She may belong in a psych ward but most importantly she belongs to me

When I’m having a bad day I like to take “time travel showers” and this means that by the time I get out of the shower I will have switched timelines to a more prosperous one

People think I do all the cooking for myself and my husband because I have some trad belief that men don’t belong in the kitchen. The truth is that I am Italian and my husband is English, and I do not believe any English person of any gender belongs in my kitchen.

LMAO that bull was baffled by her lack of fear

i knew this already i just didn’t make a big deal about it

The police ask this mf on first 48 where was u between 5 and 6... this ngga said kindergarten 😂😂😂💀💀💀

i feel so ugly after reacting off of anger. That's why i just dead a lot of situations and keep my distance.

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?.

😭😭😭😭😭 I have never heard this one before!

Niggas on the titanic wasn’t trying to live fr

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

This Valentine thing people are talking about , is it a masquerade festival or what ???

I think a good maxim to live by is that if someone you love is making a bad decision and it’ll make them quite unhappy for a year you sometimes just have to let it be. but if they’re doing something that will make them unhappy for 10 years you gotta step in

real

and some of the sweetest moments are still on their way