Hey if I can see at least 1 tweet thats not about riots tonight that'd be great. I miss jokes, ya know?

Depressing? This is great! 😂😂

so is anybody down to march an angry mob through peru as a protest to boot (no pun intended, you know the leg brace) ELEXUS BAYLESS out of peru permanently? i just feel like everyone equally hates her enough to scare her out 🥴

adulthood is really discovering half ur family is mentally ill

If ur short simply get taller

i promise u that u are not ready to go back to family gatherings. i havent stopped cussing for months. gonna ask for the salt like. "can u pass that fucking shit ass salt"

It's 1:19 AM and all I want is Fruity Pebbles

To the guy who was heading south on broadway by Gabriel’s, thank you for looking at me like that. Gave me a good laugh (it’d be cool if y’all rt so i can find him)

Also: Buy a damn gun. Buy a kitchen gun. Buy a living room gun. Buy a bathroom gun. Buy a gun and buy enough ammo to supply a revolution.

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I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

do girls shave their balls or is that just a guy thing

believe in yourself you dumb cunt

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

i do a lot of illegal shit but littering is where i draw the line

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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